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  1. 18 times < 3 times

    I’m not sure what it says about me that I took the time to research this, but I do know that the data only continues to confirm what intelligent people have been saying for years. 

    According to my research (which is admittedly lacking when it comes to the proper steps of the scientific method), in the past two years Jay Leno has had 1 of 4 members of the cast of Jersey Shore on his show 18 different times.

    In the same timeframe Letterman has booked one cast member only 3 times.

    edit: as expected my data was not entirely correct. 3 times. Not one.

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  2. In regard to my last post.

    Some sort of male father machismo phallic force inside me caused me to automatically capitalize the word “penis.”

    Just noticed. 

    Freud would have a field day with that one.

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  3. "I’m really glad we don’t have to deal with a Penis yet. I don’t think I’m ready… I’ve been thinking about it a lot lately."

    - Hope Glenn, wife.
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  4. thestrutny: (via Graphic: Vinyl sales break another record in 2012) Seems like the music industry is finally realizing that CDs aren&#8217;t worth it anymore.

    thestrutny:

    (via Graphic: Vinyl sales break another record in 2012)

    Seems like the music industry is finally realizing that CDs aren’t worth it anymore.

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  5. Since my contract is up, I&#8217;ve begun working on ideas for my own business. Trying to be a self-made man. So the next time you just can&#8217;t seem to come up with a new theme for your party coming up next week, please consider Tim&#8217;s Themes, Party Themes, and More!* *Patent pending. All rights reserved. Copyright. LLC, preferred member. 

    Since my contract is up, I’ve begun working on ideas for my own business. Trying to be a self-made man. So the next time you just can’t seem to come up with a new theme for your party coming up next week, please consider Tim’s Themes, Party Themes, and More!*

    *Patent pending. All rights reserved. Copyright. LLC, preferred member. 

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  6. Pledges? We don’t need no stinking pledges!

    After tomorrow I will have officially completed my Americorps service with Red Butte Garden. As such, I’ve been going through some paperwork. You know, checking it twice, naughty and nice, all that jazz. During this process I came across item 5 in my contract. It reads as follows:

    The AmeriCorps member is expected to have read the pledge. The AmeriCorps pledge is: I will get things done for America - to make our people safer, smarter and healthier. I will bring Americans together to strengthen our communities. Faced with apathy, I will take action. Faced with conflict, I will seek common ground.

    Faced with adversity, I will persevere. I will carry this commitment with me this year and beyond. I am an AmeriCorps member and I will get things done.

    Yeah, I’ve basically been a member of Starfleet Command for the last year.

    I’m going to stop getting things done for America now. Faced with apathy, I will no longer take action. 

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  7. be a dear and call the paramedics...: letters to a new dad, part one.

    I haven’t mentioned here that I’ll have a daughter in February. Then again, I haven’t really mentioned anything on here lately. Either way, this is easily the best thing the internet can provide on this day, 12/20/2012.

    beadearandcalltheparamedics:

    tim:

    i know we planned on getting together over beers to talk fatherhood, but with me having a 16-month old and your wife being great with child, well, i figured i’d better jot down a few things just in case it never happens. here are a few things i’ve learned so far; these are the basic,…

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  8. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Fan Death

    Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Fan Death

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  9. The myth of the West continues

    “The best place to find twenty dollar bills just lying on the ground is California.”

    - 3rd grader in my summer camp

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  10. What I learned today (from a kindergartener)

    There are many different types of gnomes.

    Fire Gnomes

    Ice Gnomes

    Water Gnomes

    Whole Earth Gnomes

    Space Gnomes

    and Life Gnomes.

    Life Gnomes created life, with the help of God of course. 

    (Space Gnomes created God, in case you were wondering).

    There’s a gnome for pretty much everything these days.

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